v o g u e ; unabated

Waruii if this takes up your time... u dun have to read it...

Once again I am using my blog to vent my anger. Anyway. I was telling m mum I dun wanna go tekong ofr my bro's National Service T.O.P tmr. Then she told me not to ruin the family's mood. I was like thinking, "K lor! You control me lah! See how long you can do that." But I nvr said anything in retaliation. I just walked away.

Then I asked if my eldest brother could fetch me to JEC tmr, since he is not going to the TOP ceremony. Then he was like no. My whole family fucking gang up against me like they always do. Then I was like asking my father. Then he wa like, " I do not do this type of thing for your enjoyment." Then I was like pissed lah. FUCKING HELL! At first I thought that I must not post this on my blog. Then, Junli called. I then told her abt it and had a good laugh about some random things. Then I was like come out then he attitude me like that lor. Anyway, the sequence of the story was not quite right. Before junli called, I had my dinner. At the start of the dinner, I was very happy cos I cooked mah. Then got my favourite dish. My third brother was in a crazy mood and started blabbing nonsense. We were all used to this so we just talked to him. I was eating halfway when my father came into the kitchen. My bro was still blabbing nonsense. Then he for no fucking reason diam diam slam the metal spoon onto the table and said," Ni yue lai yue mei you fen chun!" I was like in my mind, " Fuck you lah, you bad mood dun come influence me lah." Then I was like lost my appetite and took away some of my rice and then struggled to swallow the rest. Then Junli called then the tekong thing happened.

I was like told myself I should not post shit abt my father mah. Then I was like watching Bleach lor. Then I put my legs on the table. Then my mother scold me, "We are discuccing abt tmr. You dun try to attitude me." smth like that cos is a translation. I was like WALAO. Then diam diam go scolded again mah. Since our family is the type of family where the parents are law, even giving answers like "orh" when they ask you to do smth you dun like is a GREAT ACT OF DEFIANCE! So you can imagine the situation. When you are watching a movie, you can't be expected to sit rmarod straight right? And when you place your foot on a wooden table. There will be a sound right? THAT IS AN ACT OF DEFIANCE. Then I was like heck care them lah. Then decided to blog this.

Sange, if you are reading this: I know I am behave in an inappropriate manner. But I dun really care that much. SO STOP TALKING ABT YOU READIG MY BLOG LIKE IT'S SUCH A BIG DEAL TO ME.

Banchou
8:47 PM

My poor wounded soul...

My heart has just been broken by my brother. I was watching Bleach episode 80 and was laughing like a siao gundoo. Then he came and said smth like, " Can you stop laughing like that? Nobody laughs to themselves. I know you are just trying to lt everyone know you are very funny." FOR YOUR INFORMATION! I didn't even know you were behind me. You deserve a horrible death for wounding me as such BROTHER!

Banchou
12:22 AM

sry...

Sry to Mdm Goh, Mdm Tang and all the ppl... muax!

Banchou
9:31 PM

A few events of my day

The day started of quite well. I ate breakfast at macdonalds, a bagel, hash brown, milk, 2 golden coin and an egg mcmuffin. Then I used the computer for a while. Then I went to my aunt's house to bai nian. Then my peculiar uncle gave us yet some more interesting things. A few DISCOUNTED SECOND HAND PANTS FROM THE MARKET DOWNSTAIRS! SO fantastic, so brilliant. We also received a chair that we couldn't reject. Here's what it looks like.

My shoes got stuck in the escalator an is decapitated.

I bought this blue dragon faceplate 2 days ago. Isn't it magnificanto?

These are some of the weird things found in the chair given to me by my uncle. a piece of wire, a blade attached to the armrest by the magnet(beside it). The foot rest of the chair also collapses easily. How FASCINATING!

Banchou
6:28 PM

Smth very funny...

Just wanted to tell you guys some funny things that happened today.

When I was going home from badminton practice today with Junli, I saw smth really really outrageous. Since Junli was going to her grandma's house today, which is just beside my block, we took the MRT home together. After transferring to the LRT, I sat in my customary seat at the corner and Junli sat in the chair in front of me. We were just talking when we saw someone at Teck Whye station. Guess who? There was this girl with great legs and decolletage. I mean GORGEOUS. She has a I think 25 inch waist? And a C70. How do I explain exactly what I saw? Um...she was wearing this amazingly short skirt which ends about an inch or two beneath her you know what with white tank top. The tank top had some embellishments on it but I could not see it clearly. The skirt was plaid but mostly blue. Her legs seemed to go on forever, from her tone thighs to her black nails. Her legs were the kind people want to see in celebrities but are usually disappointed when they find that they have short or chunky legs. She definitely works out. She had slight muscle definition in her calves and thighs, just enough for tone legs but not so much that she loses her femininity. The junction between her arms and chest also had no fat. It was obvious she spends alot of time on her looks. She also had great skin but it could be makeup since I only got a glimpse of her when she exited the train, i could not be sure. She was passably pretty, actually quite beautiful. But it was her figure that had everyone looking. If u leaned down a little you should see her underwear since she was so tall. Around 170, I know this because one of the guys from 2N1 was standing beside the door and he is 168. She was taller than him, and she wasn't wearing heels. But personally I think she wasted her figure. She should have been more conservative and wear slightly longer skirts or jeans. Her chest was a little too...thrusted forward. Her hair was not of great quality, quite coarse actually. You should ask Junli about it. :D LATER STEVEN NOSEBLEED! junli! ACTION!

When I was eating dinner that heard my father and 2nd brother talking about using methane as a fuel. I was not sure how it started but I was a little shock when they said that Uranus' methane gas was different from that on Earth. It took me a while to realise that they were talking about the planet, not Uranus... those of you out there who understand me...please laugh...

Banchou
8:45 PM

CHRISTINA millian...

another christina...

I nvr really liked her songs but this is just great! watch it! u guys will go wow! i realise u guys nvr really watch my videos... makes me wanna cry! i update my blog for u guys leh

I finding ain't no reason for U GUYS! so check back next time!

Banchou
9:13 PM